Christmas Temple Charity
This Christmas help us raise money for those in need.
Support the Association G.E.A. who provide shelter and hope for women and their children who suffer from physical and psychological abuse.
Tickets are on sale at .......................€5 for 1 ticket......€20 for 5 tickets
Top Prize.............A Fantastic Mini Moto.......................Generously donated by Petra Putz & MotoRoland
We also have our giant Teddy Bear and many other super prizes.
So please buy some tickets for our Annual Christmas Raffle and help us raise money for those in need this Christmas.
Draw takes place on Friday the 23rd of December.
Joke of the Day
Paddy Irish, English and Scots man are having dinner together with their wives when at the table
Paddy Scots man turns to his wife and says "pass the sugar, SUGAR!"
Paddy Irish man turns to his wife and says "pass the honey, HONEY!"
Paddy English man turns to his wife and says "pass the milk you FAT COW!"
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities' brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman's or a Scotsman's brain could be bought for £500 but an Englishman's brain cost £10,000.
"That proves," said The Englishman, "that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen."
"No it doesn't," said The Irishman, "it just means that an Englishman's brain has never been used."
A Texan walks into a pub in Galway, Ireland and raises his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He shouts, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drunken fools. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back."
The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer.
Paddy Murphy gets up and leaves the bar. Thirty minutes later, he shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks Paddy.
The Texan answers, "Yes," and he orders the barman to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately, Paddy downs all 10 pints of beer, drinking them all back to back. The other pub patrons cheer and the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and asks, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
Paddy Murphy replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."
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